The Gods Are Angry

How will the world end? Well, if you live in a certain part of Indonesia, it may well be a volcano. This may be a particular hazard if you refuse government warnings and attempt to appease the volcano with offerings of flowers and food. Although this is a time honored method of preventing volcanic eruption, it's track record is questionable. I think it is time for these backwoods peasants to catch up with the techological world. Offer it ipods.